Sms :
QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.
Sms :
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Sms :
Dunia Baywafa Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
AMERICA Zalim Ho Sakta Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
"Kuttay Ki Dum" Seedhi Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi.:-D :-D
Sms :
Agar Aap
Chor
Dakuu
Luterey
Badmash
Aur Qatil
Hyn
Tou Aapki Ye
Khubian Bna Skti Hyn
Aapko
"President"
Of "Pakistan" ;->